Teddy bears have it hard. First you have little blonde girls stealing their porridge and breaking their furniture and now there’s someone ripping their heads off to make lamps.

This is the Teddy Bear Lamp from Suck UK, who’s head has been replaced with a standard light fitting. It’ll fit right in with all your other teddies, plonked on the desk with no head and a lampshade.

You just know that when you go to sleep this Frankenstein creature is going to stand up, climb down off the bedside table and march around the room terrorising all of the other cuddly toys.

The furry freak is due in June but you can pre-order it now for a not very cuddly £47 here.-Martin Lynch

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