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Are you stressed? Are you stressed that you might be stressed? Thank God we have the Stress-o-Meter.

How it works: the possibly stressed tentatively places their fingers in the groves. Tentatively we said! You could be really stressed here. Plus, it’s important you don’t stress over the result, lest you get a “false positive”. The unit senses your “vibrations” and informs you via highly accurate Wheel of Fortune display whether it’s time to call in sick for some rest, or show up to work with the AK-47. $21, but who can put a price on a perfectly timed public massacre/suicide? – Mark Wilson

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Wake up each morning and reaffirm that you are, in fact, a winner with this We are the Champions alarm clock. Just like its name suggests, the clock rouses you from your dream—that one in which your parents never divorced—with the dulcet screams of Freddie Mercury and the crazy riffs of Brian May. Morning, thou art a cruel mistress. – Jason Chen

[Boys Stuff via Gear Log]

Yeah, it’s a mouse but men are notoriously bad at picking gifts for women and, hand on heart, if you buy this Bling Bling Computer Mouse for your girlfriend/wife/mistress you’ll be dumped about 10 seconds after the wrapper comes off. It’s not a cool gamer mouse like the Head$h0t but more a vanity tool,…

Pop star Robbie Williams has cancelled the Asian leg of his world tour due to "stress and exhaustion"…

Pop star Robbie Williams has cancelled the Asian leg of his world tour due to "stress and exhaustion"…

Pop star Robbie Williams has cancelled the Asian leg of his world tour due to "stress and exhaustion"…

Pop star Robbie Williams has cancelled the Asian leg of his world tour due to "stress and exhaustion"…

Pregnant star Kerry Katona has admitted that she turned to alcohol and drugs to deal with her distressing split from Brian McFadden…

US network NBC apologises for any distress caused by a sketch in its Emmys show depicting a plane crash.

Are you a Blackberry addict? Do you rudely interrupt conversations to check incoming beeps? Can you live without it? If you answered yes to any two of these, there are grounds that you could sue your boss. OK, I realise the researchers at Rutgers University in the US probably didn’t have that as their…